Toys 4 Tots and 1-800-FLOWERS

This holiday season 1-800-FLOWERS has created a Secret Santa program on Facebook as part of a fundraiser for Toys for Tots.

To spread the word, 1-800-FLOWERS has asked Global Influence bloggers to post about this fun Facebook program to raise $5,000 for Toys for Tots. To thank you, they are offering $50 arrangements to the first 20 bloggers who post and 5 more $50 arrangements for bloggers drawn randomly from the participation list.

If you are interested in learning how to participate, please fill out this interest form: http://tinyurl.com/yfzmnzh

(Thanks to Momfluence.com for passing this along!)

Vegas Mom Musings & Quips: Who NOT to send a holiday card to.

Vegas Mom Musings & Quips: Who NOT to send a holiday card to.

Who NOT to send a holiday card to.

Rule number one:
Do NOT send Christmas cards to your ex-boyfriends house where he resides with his girlfriend and their baby. Oh, and if you're brave enough to send one please be smart enough NOT to put your return address on the envelope.

I'm just sayin'...

Everyone's got their choice...

A commercial for Inglorious Bastards comes on last night while The Man and I were sitting on the couch snuggling. He says he really wants to see it. I replied that I think it's like three hours long but heard it was good.

To which he replied:

"I'd do Brad Pitt".

Funny Things My Daughter Says

My daughter will be two in three weeks. Yah, she gets screwed for Christmas and/or her birthday. Don't blame me though. It's her own fault she was two weeks early. I'm not gonna lie about my daughter. She's a smart little cookie. She talks like she's closer to, well, 13. See for your self:

Example 1
Me: "Jordyn, you're pissing me off. Get over here and get dressed"
Daughter: "Don't piss off Mommy, I coming."

Example 2
The man: "Did you poop? Let me check your pants!"
Daughter: "NO POOP! I just farted, Daddy."

Example 3
Me: "Jordyn, how old are you?"
Daughter: "Two cookies."

Yah, I suck

I'm wearing the loser, not much good for a good cause, hat today. I didn't make it to the Autism walk I recently boasted about. I woke up at 6, grabbed the lap top and put in 6 solid hours of work. Work that is basically cash in pocket. How could I resist? If I didn't do the work, with out that money, I'd be a charity case and people would need to walk for Desiree.

So, I think in order to feel better about myself I'll donate something somewhere. I know, lame substitution of raising money for charity but hey, what a ya gonna do?!

My other topic this evening is lack of amusement. Why is it when you don't drink very much anymore the people who still do annoy the piss out of you?! Between that and the snoring I better hope I have a comfortable couch...

I really want to enter some lame saying, like "Seacrest Out" right now but I'll hold it back. I'll just leave it with....

Las Vegas Autism Walk

I'm schedule to walk, bitches. I know a few people that have had autism affect them in one way or another. Help me raise funds to learn more about this cause! (See! I can be nice!)

http://www.walknowforautism.org/lasvegas/desireewolfe

Walk Now for Autism is a family-friendly event so bring the whole family along. There are activities for the children, resources for families, light refreshments and entertainment.

Date:
November 21, 2009

Location:
University of Nevada, Las Vegas (UNLV)


Registration opens: 8:30 a.m.
Resource Fair opens: 8:30 a.m.
Walk Start: 10 a.m.